There’s no elephant in the room here. The novel coronavirus has forced school districts to find an alternative approach to traditional graduation ceremonies this...
#5. The East Cleveland Surgeons: Go Surgeons, cut ‘em up! Even with a 3-28 record, you’ll still have our hearts! (And spleens, and...
You’re excited to meet Jessica after talking to her for a few weeks online. You arrange a meeting at the local Applebee’s, only...
10. Custom Engraved Lumps of Coal: Know someone terrible who should get some coal in their stocking this year? Send them some custom-engraved...
10. You’re not a turkey. 9. (If you’re a vegetarian): Tofurkey exists. 9. (If you’re NOT a vegetarian): You don’t have to eat...
10. Trick or Tote Bag: “This bag has no bottom, ensuring you get a trick….every time!” 9. Caramel-covered wristbands. “We take our regular wristbands...
10. Collar for Paris Hilton’s dog. 9. Emergency slingshot. 8. Biscuit embosser. 7. Mini Cheesecake mold. 6. Travel mug safety grip. 5. Tennis...
