Top 5 Valentines Candy Hearts You Probably Won’t Want

You-Looked-BetterYou’re excited to meet Jessica after talking to her for a few weeks online. You arrange a meeting at the local Applebee’s, only to find out that Jessica is a 48-year-old construction worker from Cleveland named Hank. Thanks for nothing, Hank.

“Ooo, sorry. I’m awesome, and you just…aren’t. I’ll see you around.”

Desperation is real. When you’re running out of options, you might make some choices you probably wouldn’t before. Any port in a storm, right?

Just…no. Nope. Sorry. Pass. Move along. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

“I <3 U more than Kanye <3’s Kanye.” Does anyone love Kanye more than Kanye does? Probably not. This actually wouldn’t be a terrible compliment to receive.

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