Top 5 Valentines Candy Hearts You Probably Won’t Want

You-Looked-BetterYou’re excited to meet Jessica after talking to her for a few weeks online. You arrange a meeting at the local Applebee’s, only to find out that Jessica is a 48-year-old construction worker from Cleveland named Hank. Thanks for nothing, Hank.


ItsNotMe
“Ooo, sorry. I’m awesome, and you just…aren’t. I’ll see you around.”


You'll-Do
Desperation is real. When you’re running out of options, you might make some choices you probably wouldn’t before. Any port in a storm, right?


Not-A-Chance
Just…no. Nope. Sorry. Pass. Move along. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.


Kanye
“I <3 U more than Kanye <3’s Kanye.” Does anyone love Kanye more than Kanye does? Probably not. This actually wouldn’t be a terrible compliment to receive.

*Artwork provided by one of our fantastic digital artists: Chance Miller. Chance is also the focus of our Employee Spotlight this month, check it out at: TJMPromos.com/posts/employee-spotlight-chance-miller/*