Top 10 Things To Be Thankful For
You're not a turkey, Left Shark exists and the election will be over within a year. Our Thanksgiving 2015 list of the things we're most thankful for.
Mark Anderson
10. You're not a turkey.
9. (If you're a vegetarian): Tofurkey exists.
9. (If you're NOT a vegetarian): You don't have to eat Tofurkey.
8. Left Shark bringing dance freedom to the masses!
7. Grumpy Cat: she's grumpy so we don't have to be.
6. (Baby Boomer Edition): He's still Chevy Chase and you're not.
6. (Millennial Edition): You can Google Chevy Chase to find out what Gramps is talking
about.
5. The Man Bun: hey, at least it's not a mullet.
4. Toast: the greatest thing since sliced bread.
3. The 2016 presidential election will be over in less than a year.
2. Kale Quinoa PIZZA!
1. Family and Friends!